AFL
Collingwood’s ‘Gifted’ Win? Nah, It’s Just Bulldogs Fans Whinging Again
Let’s get one thing straight - Collingwood’s six-point win over the Western Bulldogs last Friday night wasn’t some grand conspiracy...
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Why Richmond’s Round 1 Stunner Signals A New Era
https://twitter.com/i/status/1900145816506917292 Richmond’s win over Carlton in Round 1 was pure madness - down 41 points in the second quarter, they...
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Why Zak Butters’ Ankle Blow Torches Port’s Premiership Hype
Port Adelaide’s Zak Butters hitting the operating table this week isn’t just a pre-season hiccup - it’s a sledgehammer to...
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Why Finn Callaghan’s $17 Million Snub Is A Total Disaster
Finn Callaghan’s choice to snub $17 million over 10 years from St Kilda for a four-year, $4 million stint with...
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Jacob Hopper’s Richmond Reality Check: From Flag Fantasies To Wooden Spoon Woes
Jacob Hopper's move from GWS to Richmond was supposed to be his golden ticket to premiership glory. Instead, he's found...
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Collingwood’s Flag Hangover Was Real—Now They Want Seconds.
Collingwood spent 2024 staggering around like a bloke trying to find his Uber at 4 a.m. after a premiership bender....
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Steven May Caught In Another Late-Night Scrap—Who Could Have Seen This Coming?
Steven May and a punch-on at 2 a.m.? In other news, water is wet. The Melbourne defender has somehow found...
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Patrick Dangerfield Wants Shorter Quarters—Because Footy Hasn’t Gone Soft Enough Already
Patrick Dangerfield has put forward yet another unnecessary fix for a problem that doesn’t exist: shortening AFL quarters. Because apparently,...
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Geelong’s Shameless Poaching: The Cats’ Desperate Bid For Matt Rowell
Once again, the Geelong Cats are prowling the AFL landscape, looking to sink their claws into yet another club's prized...
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